This has been a hectic 3 weeks during which I’ve done a huge amount of catching up with the world but very little on the aftermath of the walk, apart from reassuring enquirers that I’ve recovered and that my feet are fine whilst revelling in relative thinness and marginal fitness. These will change, and soon.
But I am now in a position to reveal the winner of the competition which, you will remember, was to generate a mnemonic that would enable someone to remember the order and names of the Pennine dales that I crossed on the walk either going north or going south. These, from the north, were Tyne, Wear, Tees, Swale, Wensley, Wharfe, Aire and Calder.
I had 11 entries. I decided that, because I knew all of the people who’d sent them, I shouldn’t also be the judge so I took the opportunity of yesterday’s visit from four friends and a dog to have an independent judging session in which I didn’t participate.
The agreement was that a number of the entries failed in that, although they identified the order by, for example, capital letter, they didn’t distinguish Wear from Wensley from Wharfe or Tyne from Tees. The mnemonic has to make it possible to accurately write down the names of the dales in order and these entries did not make that possible.
They also said that none of the entries was perfectly foolproof though a couple came very close. Choosing between these prompted a lot of debate between the judges, interspersed with cups of tea, exhortations to the dog to sit down and decisions about what and when to eat and drink. The final consensus was that the entry
Tiny weary teabags swell when warfare called
posted by River Rat of Suffolk on 21 August was the winner although it only worked fully if there was a hyphen in warf-are and the mnemonic only worked fully if spoken (so that connections between, for example, Tiny and Tyne and between swell and Swale became clearer).
The judges were entertained by the free verse of the 28 August entry but, though highly commended for originality, it did not work well as a mnemonic.
Congratulations to the winner, to whom socks will shortly be sent, and thanks to everyone who entered. We have all been entertained by this small exercise in wit and wisdom.